Target bull

It was supposed to just be lettuce. 

I stopped in a Target on the way home this evening to get lettuce.

And this guy…well I’m a Texan and if you’re in Chicago and you’re a Texan well its just not right to leave this at the store. I mean, come ON. #GodBlessDavyCrockett.

Then that whole plaid thing happened.

And you can’t put a rust plaid tablecloth in a room with teal and celadon damask drapes. What are we, tacky communist wolf humans? Oh hell no. I can’t even.

And that’s how I spent $140 on lettuce.

Don’t tell Dave.