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Dave has decided that Let’s Picnic needs a Men’s Picnic section. Something like:

It’s a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn’t betrayed you, the only friend who won’t be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, on your quilted picnic blankets.

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My sweetie watched a lot of Seinfeld. Any other copy suggestions?