Week 37 1/2

Ahoy! Thar she blows!

I’ve been avoiding the beach for fear of having a bunch of well-meaning do-gooders try to roll me back in the water.

But here we are, for better of worse… Moo! Only a little bit longer until Will’s here.

By the way, can anyone explain how it is that I’m 37 1/2 weeks along, but I’m due in 11 days? —And you’re supposedly pregnant for 9 months, but the weeks total up to 40. Do “they” just assume that pregnant women are really bad at math or has anyone else ever noticed this?

Gotta run. The crew of the USS Sea Shepherd is here to protect me from the Japanese whaling vessels.