Any discussion with my husband regarding the name of the baby is destined to turn into a Zappa-esque diatribe of suggestions. Here are his leads:

Wolf Blitzer Piper
George Washington Piper
Bear Piper
Jefferson Clinton Piper
Earl Campbell Piper
Mike Ditka Piper

Apparently these selections apply well to either sex in his mind because there were no girl name suggestions.

I like Celia Ann Piper for a girl and James Ian or James William Piper for a boy.